
New Scum Group Photo
Hello all those at home,
Photos of Rio and Ilha Grande after the jump.
The time has come to give North American Scum a sendoff the only way I know how.
Enjoy,
Mark
Ode to North American Scum
This is the space where the author would normally self-deprecate but in the spirit of NAS…
I wrote a poem/eulogy. Deal with it.
Born of a childhood dream and a thirst for adventure North American Scum was set loose upon the world. Four unique men of mettle forged together by alchemy to become an adiamentine alloy no hardship could break.
Rob the honourable stoic. He kept them sharp with battles of wits, wisdom and wild ass antics.
Jeff the fearless leader (because they let him). His disarming smile and charm ensured no harm would come to them.
Matt the SA Brad Pit. He kept them focused on the “endgame”and reminded them that his constant quotes were, “thoughts, just thoughts.”
Mark the PC politico. His logic dictated that NAS needed poetry.
Colombia
The fated four began their journey wide eyed and green on the mean streets of Bogota. Here they cut their travel teeth on sardine can taxi rides and white knuckle bus trips.
Then to Medellin. Greeted by a festival of flowers they danced themselves clean in shower of Aguadente and street party sweat.
Cartgena, where they learned the true meaning of heat on their first beach, then venturing out at twilight to walk the ramparts of the walled city.
Santa Marta, where they learned the perils of a hostel bar tab and freaky chat roulette
Taganga, where they devised how to counter contras when the lights went out
On to Tyrona, a park with beauty so great, they barley escaped.
Venezuela
They didn’t give a damn about is reputation,
They ventured forth without trepidation
Gringos armed with green-back
Doing more in one day than others do in months
Flying high and water fallin
Black market Bolivars kept them ballin
In the company of caimans, capybaras
Ant-bears and anacondas
Set against wetlands with limitless sky
What a fucking life high
When it came time to leave
Like good socialists they shared the wealth
At the point of a gun, Oh, what fun!
(Abuse of power sucks more than a black hole of a dying star)
(,which is a lot of sucking, when one thinks about it)
Brazil (crack a beer)
Oh they didn’t know where to begin…. It was South AMERICAN
And for those of you who still think they’re Indian
They’re like…..No.
They met a jive talking panda on the streets of Manaus
With kung-fu so strong, they followed him long, up the river
To do battle with face hugging spiders and flesh eating fish
Staying with amazing Amazonians, families warmer than the weather
And before they could settle
They boarded a booze cruise to Belem
A trip, all told, that was sweaty, squished and surreal
Their livers may never heal
On to the North Coast
And the neglected pieces of paradise there
Towering sand dunes, crystal blue lagoons
Cobble stone streets, bumpin dance beats
And there was Pipa
Oh Pipa,
Sweet as Sugarcane
Spent a spell of seven days
Riding the surf and jagged cliffs
Perfecting the hostel takeover
Before racing to Salvador
Where Real-ity set in
Basking in the Baiha heat
Catching the Green tidal wave
On sprawling favala streets
They Rocked on to Rio
Keepin it cosmopolitan in the company of new companions
Hit the city so hard they made it shake
Sugar Loaf, Christ Redeemer
and
Caprihina fueled, bass-quakes
Pity bout the weather
The only thing that could have made it better
(not true, but what could they do?)
They Boated to Ilha Grande
The last piece of beach before the end
Swam with weird fishes
Gazed stars and set fires
Before the four retired
Separate Ways
But the end, is not so
For the story will live on
In a brotherhood, that is battle tested
In drunken stories, told then retold
In messages home, read then reread
In browser caches, and online servers
On Blu-ray for purchase (pre-order now)
And most importantly
In all those who travel these places thereafter
Whose decision to come, was made in anyway easier by these words and images
Thank you South America
North American Scum is dead
Long live North American ScuMMM
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